there’s a stray cat that comes around my house and I feed it when it does and for reasons unknown he came to be known as kanye west and that’s what we call him. Well today my mom found out I’d been feeding him and she got super mad because she hates cats and didn’t want him around so she said I couldn’t go out today because of it which led to me calling my friend and cancelling plans because “my mom caught me stealing chicken for kanye west”.
sometimes I just really really wish it was illegal for pregnant people to drink or smoke
I went to one but the second one I wanted to go to I could t cause of issues w my mom :(
my conch shell brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like “Kill the beast! Slit his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!”
what if my friends dont think im fast enough
Is juicing worth it? Like are the benefits worth the time investment?
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