samisalo:

"We don’t know. He’s got a mini stick and he shoots both ways with it. He carries it around the house and slashes everybody and hits everything. We haven’t gotten him a mini net yet. We’re trying to work on his accuracy."— Kevin Bieksa talking about his son, Cole

samisalo:

"We don’t know. He’s got a mini stick and he shoots both ways with it. He carries it around the house and slashes everybody and hits everything. We haven’t gotten him a mini net yet. We’re trying to work on his accuracy."
— Kevin Bieksa talking about his son, Cole

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Anonymous asked:
Q: A good-looking 50-year-old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching? A: To Catch A Predator. (Before anyone gets pissy, I'm white and I see zero lies in this.)

Q: why do your parents have so many pictures of them together as toddlers? A: the same reason they call the same people mom and dad :/

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mods are asleep

wake them up when September ends

unclothedqueer:

rly cool thing to do: train yourself to have they/them be your reflexive go-to pronoun 

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I thought my piercing was just a regular stud but it’s actually a twisty thing that’s pierced right through into my fucking soul I’m scared

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I’m so Sad :(

I’m so Sad :(

ADIDAS

nosdrinker:

all day I dream about sidneycrosby

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will painting my nails black for the first day of university be a Big Statement? stay tuned!

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evgeniemalkin:

it’s 12:23 am

evgeniemalkin:

it’s 12:23 am

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niqabisinparis:

Team Never Been Dragged 

Team Clean Record 

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Anonymous asked:
Do you accept nudes?

NO THANK YOU

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also donations are now being accepted to start my own nfl franchise featuring my team of michael sam and all the hot members of the edmonton eskimos

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